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This is really cute - tell it to sneeze and see what he does! TYPE IN a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc., and... it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized...!! Make sure you type in 'Kiss' too, but do it last. Click here: I Do Dog Tricks

How to start windows programs quickly with Run Command...? The run option of Start menu is used to run a program or to open a document directly. If you do not know the exact location of the program or document then click on Start button to open Run and type the programs shortcut name to open it directly. Run Commands start> run and enter the following commonds: appwiz.cpl -- Used to run Add/Remove wizard Calc --Calculator Cfgwiz32 --ISDN Configuration Wizard Charmap --Character Map Chkdisk --Repair damaged files Cleanmgr --Cleans up hard drives Clipbrd --Windows Clipboard viewer Control --Displays Control Panel Cmd --Opens a new Command Window Control mouse --Used to control mouse properties Dcomcnfg --DCOM user security Debug --Assembly language programming tool Defrag --Defragmentation tool Drwatson --Records programs crash & snapshots Dxdiag --DirectX Diagnostic Utility Explorer --Windows Explorer Fontview --Graphical font viewer Fsmgmt.msc -- Used to open shared folders Fire...

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ. 1) How long did the Hundred Years ' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel ' s hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI ' s first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel ' s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? � � Dogs 7) What was King George VI ' s first name? Albert 8) What color is a purple finch? �Crimson 9) Wher...

This case happened in the Hospital 's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday mornings at 11 a. m, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM . So a hospital-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil, even Pirith chanting had begun........Then the clock struck 11... and then...... then..... then........ Mahinda, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner................

Maybe. . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe...

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A: always on someone's mind B: Loves people C: Really easy to fall in love with D: good listener E: Respectful F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do H: Really silly I: Loves to laugh J: JOKEST K: Easy to fall in love with L: freaking beautiful eyes M: Makes dating fun N: good in bed O: fun person P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: Loves Life S: nice smile T: good b/f , g/f U: Very broad minded V: Can kick your ass W: Gets blamed for everything X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Fantastic Hugger Z: Never lets you down

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look a dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS ) a) Front Le...

Lost in wild Don't know what to do Can I see her.......? I don't think so, Can I talk to her .........? I guess she won't like that. Or I loose my best buddy......... all I need is, To Give a phone call And say I'm so sorry ...........

When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl" If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something" If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies" If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly" If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting" If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others" If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive" "What a World is this"

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM: "Oh! That’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half apple? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. TEN: You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away. NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice. EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you.You see only him/her. SIX: He/She is everything you want to think. FIVE: You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her. FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her. THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time. TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing. ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in an...

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered , 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Father : “ I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son : "I will choose my own bride ! " Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father : "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President : "But I already have many vice-presidents than I need!" Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President : "Ah, in th...

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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together. Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting. Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip. Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual. Sma...

When the rescuers found her, she was already dead, crushed by the collapsed house. Through all the debris, people can see her posture, both knees down, upper body forward with hands holding her body, like praying to the heaven. The rescuer pushed his hand in through the crevice to confirm her death. He again shouted and knocked the loose bricks with his tool, no response from inside. The rescue team moved on to the next collapsed building. The team leader must feel the strange posture of the dead lady. He went back, checked again and shouted to his team: " come back, there is a baby alive under her body! " After a hard try, they carefully cleared the debris around the dead woman. Lied under her body was her well-wrapped baby, about three or four month old. Because of her mother's protection, he was not hurt at all. He was still sleeping when he was taken out. His quiet sleeping face really calmed people nearby. The doctor came over to perform the rout...

It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to Participate in the running event. * Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!! With the sound of Toy pistol, All eight girls started running . Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, One of the smaller girl s slipped and fell down, Due to bruises and pain she started crying . When other seven girls heard this sound, Stopped running, stood for a while And turned back, They all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently And enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, Two of them held the girl firmly And they all seven joined hands together And walked together and reached the winning post. Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears And ...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies. ‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’ Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of cow dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the 2nd branch. Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral: BULLSHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP, BUT IT WON'T KEEP YOU THERE.

Husbands’ Query. CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed' AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW') END GO Finally Wife writes below query … DROP HUSBAND; Commit;

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of...