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What is LOVE

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,but he wonders…. may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "…this is love… you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person".

Clinic for S/W Engineer...

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor Icame on vacation so that I can get treated. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic Man: No, I am coming to you. Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. Man: I know, but I want you to treat me. Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me whichmeans you are a human, not an animal. Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem isI get up in the morning like a horseI go to work like a deerI work all day like a donkeyI wag my tail in front of my manager like a dogI play with my children like a monkeyI am like a rabbit in front of my wife Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company Man: Yes Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.

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When Red Son smiles when first time I saw this photo I felt both happiness and shyness. First I was happy as I am living in such beautiful planet and suddenly I felt shyness as I represent the most polluting species(Human) in this world.