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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM: "Oh! That’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half apple? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. TEN: You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away. NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice. EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you.You see only him/her. SIX: He/She is everything you want to think. FIVE: You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her. FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her. THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time. TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing. ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.