Clinic for S/W Engineer...

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor Icame on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me whichmeans you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem isI get up in the morning like a horseI go to work like a deerI work all day like a donkeyI wag my tail in front of my manager like a dogI play with my children like a monkeyI am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.

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